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It is I King Zach of Alpaca Ruler of Llamas. If you wish to know more i have a page for that too. See to the side next to my first in commands.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via puppycatbug)

dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

(via troyesivan)

harrington1200:

I UNLOCKED THE “TALL GOAT” IN GOAT SIMULATOR BUT I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY GOAT

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

(via ogetdarkus13)

greatwhiteprivilege:

i feel so dumb and embarrassed after expressing any emotion

(via personwhosnameyouwillnotguess)

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best
marinatweets:

this describes my life

thechillgatsby:

thorsies:

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

(via personwhosnameyouwillnotguess)

My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.
—Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

(Source: dansmithsconverse, via personwhosnameyouwillnotguess)

alexbbypls:

break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

(via personwhosnameyouwillnotguess)

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human
ivycallum:

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.