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It is I King Zach of Alpaca Ruler of Llamas. If you wish to know more i have a page for that too. See to the side next to my first in commands.

purradox:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

there are people that cant do that??????????

(via carryonmywayward-castiel)

Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.
—One of my customers (via)

(Source: assachusetts, via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

fuckinraincity

alexavier-taiga:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

How do you FOLD your NECK ???

(via frodoughnut)

lesb1an:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Fun Fact:
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.
petenowakowski:

For you I’d orbit around a supernova. I’d burn up a sun just to say goodbye.

sam-winchester-ships-destiel:

companionofbreath:

I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i meanimage

jesus

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freakin

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christ

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on a

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cracker

And I mean anyone

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seriously?

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omg

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are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?

this used to be a super beautiful post

its 9999x better now

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