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It is I King Zach of Alpaca Ruler of Llamas. If you wish to know more i have a page for that too. See to the side next to my first in commands.
batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

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Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.
scrapes:

STOP
theblogthatshouldnotbenamed:

infinite-introspection:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine
Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality
Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Truefeminist more like truefuckingretard

I’m a girl and what they said is bullshit. Cheating is cheating - no matter your gender. 

breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

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breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

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breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

(via wewillfallnomore)

Real, Meaningful, Deep-Down, Personality Questions. 1: Do you hover over the toilet in public restrooms?
2: Have you ever been cussed out?
3: Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that you found questionable?
4: How often do you clean out your ears?
5: Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
6: ^^^ How about sexuality?
7: Have you ever had a really deep conversation with someone? What about?
8: Aside from church (if you go), and love/relationships, have you ever confessed anything to anyone?
9: Have you ever walked in high-heels?
10: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
11: If in the next five years, there was going to be a ship leaving to start a colony on Mars, would you sign up?
12: Same as previous, but on the Moon?
13: Same as 11, but on a moon around Saturn or Jupiter?
14: If you could, would you take a bubble bath?
15: If you HAD to choose, would you rather live without music or TV? What about [previous choice] or the Internet? Be honest!
16: How do YOU break an awkward silence?
17: What is one rule you live by?
18: Have you ever worn the underwear of the opposite sex? What did you think of the experience? Would you do it again?
19: Have you ever worn clothes other than underwear of the opposite sex? What did you think of the experience? Would you do it again?
20: Favorite places to shop?
21: Ever been to a thrift store?
22: Ever made your own cosplay or halloween costume?
23: Ever worn a wig?
24: Most expensive piece of clothing you own.
25: What are your thoughts on corsets?
26: Ever been tied up? Would you ever want to be?
27: Ever been handcuffed?
28: Ever had a wet dream? Be honest, but you don't have to share details if you don't want to!
29: Ever had a dream where you were married? Did you know the person?
30: What is the highest you have ever fallen from?
31: Do you shave your pubic hair?
32: Have you ever shaved off your eyebrows? Has someone done it to you? Have you done it to someone else?
33: Guys; have you ever shaved your armpits/legs/chest? Girls; have you ever shaved your face/head/chest?
34: Ever plucked a nose hair? Did you cry?
35: What was the most terrifying experience in your life?
36: Ever seen a person or animal die in front of you?
37: Do you get along better with guys or girls?
38: Yes or no (unless you want to share), could someone blackmail you right now?
39: What is your definition of 'Sex'.
40: What is your definition of 'Cheating'.

relahvant:

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

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starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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